A crude, sexually explicit first-person account of Liz Erd's intimate encounters, focusing heavily on her bodily functions and group sexual experiences.
crustybunger
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A crude parody tale following Liz Erd and her sexual escapades with multiple partners, rendered in deliberately absurd slang and grotesque bodily humor.
Four bikini-clad women share crude jokes and indulge in group lesbian antics during a bizarre beach outing.
A crude comedic tale of Jen preparing for a night out by recruiting her friend Jack to perform an intimate odor inspection before she hits the party scene.
A raunchy, crude tale of a woman recovering from a vaginal infection who heads to a saloon planning to pick up multiple men for group sex after attending a Catholic feast day mass.
A closeted hypocritical southern Republican cruises a park restroom for anonymous gay sex with a stranger, in a crude satirical parody of closeted right-wing hypocrisy.
Two bisexual women bicker about brassieres before a session of nipple pinching and domination ensues.
A shock-joke 'recipe' piece disguised as chili dog instructions, interlaced with scatological innuendo and ass-hair culinary absurdity.
A satirical tale of men lining up at a grocery store to return items in hopes of receiving the promised oral reward from a provocative poster girl.
A crude parody in King James style where Marcy and her friend Deb plan increasingly extreme scatological sexual acts with their partners.
Sandra in her big nipple brassiere catches a hipster's eye at a café, leading to an anal encounter after an unfortunate vomiting mishap.
Crude comedic encounters between two young women and a man center on anal play, oral sex, and exaggerated flatulence humor.
A rambling, low-quality true story involving anal play with three women at a Cleveland brewpub.
A satirical Christmas tale where a woman inadvertently causes erection chaos at church by wearing a short red skirt, leading to explicit sexual encounters.
A man with an hours-long erection caused by his fringed leather jacket seeks dubious medical help from an unlicensed dealer.
Greta experiences a bizarre litany of symptoms during an evening walk, culminating in grotesque vomiting, with darker events hinted to follow.
A satirical, crude tale of a young woman lamenting her lost 'tart' status and seeking advice from her tarty friend to reclaim her carefree promiscuous past.
A crude satirical story jumping between Nazi Germany, fat-chick climate commentary, and a Cleveland blond giving an unsavory blowjob.
An absurd satirical parody of internet addiction and heroin use, framed around a man's misguided attempts at 'virus protection' while surfing the web.
A woman's culinary preparation of eggplant spirals into an extended, graphic internal monologue about her love of oral sex and servicing men.