Geography

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa; half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America; well developed
and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India; very hot, relaxed
and convinced of her own worth.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France; gently aging
but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia; lost the war -
haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction may be
necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia; very wide with
borders unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people
away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia; with a
glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows
where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

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Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of
the hands of children. They should be outside playing
in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations.

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