A Night at the Circus

When Frank woke up, the sun was high in the sky, and
Judith was gone. He sighed, climbed out of the truck,
and got dressed. When he opened the door of the cab,
he stopped. The bag from the store was on the seat,
with a card on it and a red rose on top. He pulled out
the card and read it first. Inside, she had written,
"Your derriere is pretty nice, too."

He picked up the rose next, and there was something
attached to it. A plastic tube, leading to a rubber
bulb. It was the flower she had squirted him with.
Frank smiled and stuck it in his lapel, then got in
the truck and drove home.
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