Written in mock-Edwardian prose, a cuckolded husband discovers his wife has eloped with a scoundrel and exacts revenge with the help of his club chums.
abroadsword
197 stories.
A 19-year-old virgin at a Yorkshire hospitality college is sent for retraining by a stern tutor after refusing to wear double-dildo pants and insulting a fellow student.
A young Oxford student in 19th-century England pursues the slender female lover of the brutish Lucinda, whom his father intends for him to wed.
A masters student buys a house with three female tenants and discovers they are working girls, leading to unexpected arrangements.
In 1823 Lancashire, a young woman curious about brothel life is brought by her cousin to experience Madame L'Oiseaux's establishment firsthand.
After catching his girlfriend cheating and getting kicked out of the house, her 18-year-old daughter offers to sleep with him in exchange for staying and keeping the car.
A man wrongly accused of rape confronts his female accuser on campus and takes revenge by forcing himself on her.
A returning captain wins a lord's estate and his daughter's honor in a poker game, then arrives to claim his bride.
A Yorkshire pit owner in 1886 confesses his lust for his step-daughter and negotiates to buy her virginity, told in broad regional dialect.
An HIV-positive Irish girl is sent by her doctor to work as a prostitute in England to avoid infecting Catholic men back home.
A crudely humorous tale of a group of football hooligans at the pub, where one mate's drunken mishap leads to his first gay encounter.
An SS officer takes his wife to a clinic to train her in submissive urination and address their childless marriage.
An irreverent comedic romp through Ancient Rome (loosely 0 BC) following Nozzer and his historical mates on ribald, beer-fuelled misadventures involving Vestal Virgins and Roman debauchery.
A young fireman's first day on the job takes a sudden and unexpected turn when his driver tries to bugger him on the engine.
A man is seduced by his ex-girlfriend's daughter, leading to an unexpected living arrangement.
A working-class man is hired to deflower the boss's daughter and ends up falling in love with her.
A woman's explosive encounter with a sex toy leads to an unexpected chain reaction.
A titled gentleman is ensnared by a devious young woman who outsmarts him at his own game.
A woman seeking help for her controlling partner finds herself at the mercy of an unconventional therapist.
Janie's interview takes an unexpected turn when she meets the lift operator with a unique hiring process.