A wealthy man paying his 'little Asian doll' weekly allowance grows restless with only hand jobs and hatches a scheme during the monthly cleaning visit.
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A suicidal man is saved mid-fall by aliens who then drug and abduct him for sexual purposes.
A bizarre true-crime narrative about lesbians at an ice cream social in Nebraska, intercut with crude and surreal side vignettes.
Two unhappily married men hunt for a young sex slave to satisfy themselves, cruising past a local high school in their armored Hummer.
A Dickensian parody featuring a miserly Victorian prostitute visited by Christmas spirits, reimagining the classic tale in a salubrious London flat.
A meteor shower unleashes an alien parasite that triggers uncontrollable orgasms in its host, as a lone survivor struggles through the aftermath.
A man lost in the desert attempts an increasingly desperate trek toward civilization, narrated as a meandering, joke-style adventure.
A woman who summoned and was thoroughly bred by the Lord of all demons awakens with immense powers and begins to explore her new reality.
A rough, profanity-laced tale of a homeless man being harassed by his stiletto-wearing ex-wife over missing car keys.
A spoiled aristocratic teenager demands black cock for her 18th birthday, much to her military father's horror.
Three Yorkshire lads tail an Asian shopkeeper after suspecting his son is sleeping with their mate's bird, in this crude Brit-fictional fact-based tale.
A bored lord rides to a convent on his land to exercise his ancient right to a virgin bride, forcing the mother superior to comply with his demands.
A Yorkshire sixth-former resists the buggery tradition at his elite British boys' school while the Deputy Head tries to persuade him otherwise.
A Yorkshire sixth-former resists the buggery traditions of his elite all-boys school, leading to a confrontation with the Deputy Head about the rites that have shaped generations of British leaders.
A new nurse intern is assigned to a secret ward treating men with a fictitious condition requiring oral drainage by busty professionals.
A returning captain wins a lord's estate and his daughter's honor in a poker game, then arrives to claim his bride.
A young girl is crammed into a box and used by security officers at the airport.
A college student discovers he's the newest member of an ancient order of knights, but his first task involves seducing a woman. Can he keep his head straight and his pants on?
A wife's prison visits take a dark turn when she becomes the guards' plaything.
When Jake discovers his girlfriend's secret talent, he parlays it into a high school hustle that transforms their lives and challenges their boundaries.