An office efficiency consultant introduces a bondage-chair policy forcing employees to sexually service each other to maximize productivity.
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A college freshman joins a disturbing adult theater troupe featuring underage performers with disturbing implications of exploitation and queer undertones.
A stewardess gives absurd new emergency safety instructions to a football team in this comedic satire.
A stewardess hilariously demonstrates absurd new emergency procedures for an all-male charter flight, leading to chaotic and explicit situations.
Two stewardess sisters get called into their boss's office and can't figure out why their in-flight oral services to passengers are causing workplace complaints.
Twin stewardesses cash in on blowjobs to save men's testicles from exploding, much to their physicist mother's horror.
A dim-witted stewardess is manipulated by pilots into performing oral sex under absurd pretense, presented as tongue-in-cheek satire.
A young man wakes up in his new dominant's bathroom after passing out from sex, only to discover her roommate also serves her as a sub.
A comedic Dutch-language vignette where a man offers a overheated girl relief with his 'snowblower' in a dusty shed.
A chemist transforms his wife and her friend into bimbo sex slaves using a compound, leading to cuckolding and exhibitionist encounters.
An office worker undergoes extreme muscle growth and superhuman enhancement, exploring the physical and romantic consequences of his transformed body.
When alien diplomats insist their peace treaty be 'consummated' by sex on live TV, a baffled human president must navigate interspecies diplomacy and very confusing alien anatomy.
A parody fanfiction where Donald Trump encounters a member of the England Women's cricket team in an absurd Oval Office encounter.
A Trump-themed fan fiction saga continues with a cricket-playing woman reminiscing about her ex-boyfriend before an encounter with the most powerful man in the world.
A bawdy, irreverent fairy-tale parody where Prince Charming's page procures an enormous glass dildo from a sarcastic jeweller for a mysterious woman.
A young man discovers a mysterious glowing rock that duplicates him, leading to foot-fetish mischief and sexual antics between his copies.
Mind-altered bimbo wives expose themselves in a grocery store while testing produce with strangers, forcing a husband to clean up their messes.
A sci-fi story where a scientist uses a bimbo serum to transform married women into obedient exhibitionists who cheat on their husbands in public.
A zootechnician discovers her boss's daughter being taken by an alien beast at the space zoo, leading to a wild group encounter.