A 39-year-old basement dweller named Bob Blobluto plays trombone, fills a spit can, and contemplates masturbation in this absurd comedic vignette.
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Two teenage girls at the mall casually discuss scatological sexual encounters with various partners, complete with rimming, felching, and other extreme acts described in tasteless detail.
A parody tale of two plump lesbian atheists who encounter an otherworldly vampire while comparing underwear.
A man suffers a cascading series of pharmaceutical side effects and repeatedly tries to call his friend Larry for help in 1953.
A bizarre true-crime narrative about lesbians at an ice cream social in Nebraska, intercut with crude and surreal side vignettes.
Chaotic lesbian ice cream social in rural Nebraska spirals into bizarre arguments, time-travel phone calls, and crude humor.
A crude parody tale following Liz Erd and her sexual escapades with multiple partners, rendered in deliberately absurd slang and grotesque bodily humor.
Four bikini-clad women share crude jokes and indulge in group lesbian antics during a bizarre beach outing.
A closeted hypocritical southern Republican cruises a park restroom for anonymous gay sex with a stranger, in a crude satirical parody of closeted right-wing hypocrisy.
A satirical tale of men lining up at a grocery store to return items in hopes of receiving the promised oral reward from a provocative poster girl.
A crude parody in King James style where Marcy and her friend Deb plan increasingly extreme scatological sexual acts with their partners.
Crude comedic encounters between two young women and a man center on anal play, oral sex, and exaggerated flatulence humor.
A man with an hours-long erection caused by his fringed leather jacket seeks dubious medical help from an unlicensed dealer.
A farcical Harry Potter parody where the trio encounters tourists faking Harry Potter sightings at Godric's Hollow.
A crude, farcical Harry Potter fanfic parody featuring dark humor, sexual situations, and out-of-character antics in the wizarding world.
Greta experiences a bizarre litany of symptoms during an evening walk, culminating in grotesque vomiting, with darker events hinted to follow.
A satirical, crude tale of a young woman lamenting her lost 'tart' status and seeking advice from her tarty friend to reclaim her carefree promiscuous past.
Two unhappily married men hunt for a young sex slave to satisfy themselves, cruising past a local high school in their armored Hummer.
A hyper-violent, absurdist parody following Gay and Roberto as they evade police, destroy cops with a minigun, and dine at McDonalds.
A crude satirical story jumping between Nazi Germany, fat-chick climate commentary, and a Cleveland blond giving an unsavory blowjob.