A deliberately absurd recipe instructing the reader to dry-shave ass hair and use it as a sandwich filling alongside peanut butter and jelly.
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An absurd, crude comedy about ninjas breaking into a party planning session, dominated by obsessive Taco Bell and junk food fixation.
Four bikini-clad women share crude jokes and indulge in group lesbian antics during a bizarre beach outing.
Harry and Hermione are interrupted mid-encounter by the ghost of Godric Gryffindor in a crude comedic Harry Potter farce.
A crude, comedic Harry Potter fanfic where Harry and Hermione's study sessions take an increasingly sexual turn.
A crude, over-the-top Harry Potter farce where Lupin's prank on Harry and Hermione leads to revelations at the reception about their relationship.
A farcical Harry Potter parody where the trio encounters tourists faking Harry Potter sightings at Godric's Hollow.
Harry and Hermione are caught naked by a crowd of awestruck House-Elves in a bathroom, sparking a broad, crude sexual farce set in the Harry Potter universe.
A crude, farcical Harry Potter fan-fiction where Harry and Hermione are in a childish argument about adult relationships, complicated by house-elves enforcing Hermione's orders to withhold sweets.
A comedic Harry Potter fanfiction where Ron goes on an awkward first date while the trio continues their hunt for Horcruxes.
A broad, crude Harry Potter fan-fiction farce following Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Luna through over-the-top sexual humor and out-of-character antics.
Harry wakes up with Hermione asleep in his lap at Ginny's birthday party, leading to crude romantic hijinks as he and Hermione plan revenge on the twins.
A Harry Potter farce where an intimate encounter accidentally turns Hermione's eyes green, leading to comedic outrage and sexual hijinks.
A Harry Potter farce follows Harry and Hermione as they navigate the awkward prospect of meeting her parents while battling Voldemort.
A crude, farcical Harry Potter fanfic parody featuring dark humor, sexual situations, and out-of-character antics in the wizarding world.
A comedic Harry Potter fanfiction where Harry and Hermione face Death Eaters on the Hogwarts Express while dealing with an awkward interruption during their intimate moment.
Harry and Hermione train flexibility and strength together before attempting Hermione's first original magical ritual, with plenty of sexual humor and crude farce.
Harry and Hermione create an explicit educational Pensieve memory to share with Ron and Luna in this comedic Harry Potter fan-fiction farce.
A broad, crude Harry Potter parody following Harry, Ron, and Hermione as they continue their hunt for Horcruxes amid over-the-top sexual humor.
A Harry Potter farce chapter where Harry and Hermione enjoy kinky aftercare while Ginny arrives upset and seeks comfort.