Harry and Hermione train flexibility and strength together before attempting Hermione's first original magical ritual, with plenty of sexual humor and crude farce.
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Harry and Hermione create an explicit educational Pensieve memory to share with Ron and Luna in this comedic Harry Potter fan-fiction farce.
A broad, crude Harry Potter parody following Harry, Ron, and Hermione as they continue their hunt for Horcruxes amid over-the-top sexual humor.
A Harry Potter farce chapter where Harry and Hermione enjoy kinky aftercare while Ginny arrives upset and seeks comfort.
Harry and Hermione plot revenge against Ron for betraying their trust by sharing a private Pensieve memory, in an over-the-top comedic and sexually explicit Harry Potter parody.
A crude Harry Potter parody where Harry and Hermione deal with a perverted ghost of Gryffindor who has been spying on them and distributing Pensieve recordings around the castle.
A crude, comedic Harry Potter time-parody where multiple Harrys and Hermiones wake up naked and tangled together after a paradoxical night.
A crude, comedic Harry Potter fanfic where Hermione spikes Christmas cake with lust and stamina potions, leading to over-the-top sexual situations at Hogwarts.
A crude, farcical Harry Potter fan-fic where the gang navigates sex-based humor, public encounters, and over-the-top situations in Hogwarts.
A crude Harry Potter farce where Harry, Hermione, Luna, and Ron perform an elaborate magical sex ritual involving anal beads, gags, and paddling while documenting it for a book.
Harry and Hermione bicker and banter through crude humor and sexual mischief while hunting the last Horcrux in this parody fanfic chapter.
A groom-to-be gets a final blowjob from his fiancée before his stag do in Ibiza, where a stag and hen party end up handcuffed together.
A submissive man's account of a dominant woman's prolonged sexual control, involving foot worship, oral, and anal play.
A horny commuter stuck at a train station on Christmas Eve wanders into an adult video booth and encounters a glory hole with a willing stranger next door.
Sonic and Knuckles violently assault Tails and his mother during a dinner visit, with the text cutting off mid-attack.
A macho trial attorney secretly wears anal beads to work while hiding his submissive desires behind a tough-guy facade.
A teen boy juggles two high-school girlfriends simultaneously, detailing his sexual exploits with both while hiding the cheating.
A cruel, inexperienced bounty hunter collapses alone in a rain-soaked forest and dreams of his abusive past before being rescued by seven fair maidens.
A male slave serves two mistresses—one a trans woman—as they train him to be their shared plaything.
A teen boy meets a girl through an online game chat and quickly escalates to sexual conversation, but the story devolves into a Fresh Prince parody before anything actually happens.