A crude, comedic Harry Potter fanfic where Hermione spikes Christmas cake with lust and stamina potions, leading to over-the-top sexual situations at Hogwarts.
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A crude, farcical Harry Potter fan-fic where the gang navigates sex-based humor, public encounters, and over-the-top situations in Hogwarts.
A crude Harry Potter farce where Harry, Hermione, Luna, and Ron perform an elaborate magical sex ritual involving anal beads, gags, and paddling while documenting it for a book.
Harry and Hermione bicker and banter through crude humor and sexual mischief while hunting the last Horcrux in this parody fanfic chapter.
A groom-to-be gets a final blowjob from his fiancée before his stag do in Ibiza, where a stag and hen party end up handcuffed together.
A submissive man's account of a dominant woman's prolonged sexual control, involving foot worship, oral, and anal play.
A horny commuter stuck at a train station on Christmas Eve wanders into an adult video booth and encounters a glory hole with a willing stranger next door.
Sonic and Knuckles violently assault Tails and his mother during a dinner visit, with the text cutting off mid-attack.
A macho trial attorney secretly wears anal beads to work while hiding his submissive desires behind a tough-guy facade.
A teen boy juggles two high-school girlfriends simultaneously, detailing his sexual exploits with both while hiding the cheating.
A cruel, inexperienced bounty hunter collapses alone in a rain-soaked forest and dreams of his abusive past before being rescued by seven fair maidens.
A male slave serves two mistresses—one a trans woman—as they train him to be their shared plaything.
A teen boy meets a girl through an online game chat and quickly escalates to sexual conversation, but the story devolves into a Fresh Prince parody before anything actually happens.
A teen boy secretly overhears his girlfriend's friend suggest him as a potential affair partner to satisfy her unsatisfied needs.
A recently discharged soldier returns home and becomes fixated on his gorgeous teenage sister at a welcome-back party.
A wife tries to wake her husband for sex but ends up being pressured into a webcam dildo performance with his new toys.
After kicking out her boyfriend for harassing her sister, a woman rekindles a sexual relationship with her sister and a coworker while eyeing a new conquest at the bar.
A 16-year-old boy hosts a party and ends up alone with a cheerleader who needs a place to stay and a shower.
A man staying with his sister-in-law while his wife refuses sex attempts to seduce the older woman after catching a glimpse up her skirt.
In an alternate sixth year, Harry Potter leaves the Dursleys' house and stumbles upon an alluring muggle woman in a cheese shop, setting the stage for explicit encounters.