#self-congratulatory

A gay pickup at a club leads to raw anal sex with a nervous married man in a parking lot.

A veteran sheriff recounts a roadside arrest that leads to an unexpected sexual reward from a grateful female motorist.

A self-described slob with an enormous endowment recounts his long string of sexual conquests, beginning from his awkward late-blooming youth.

A wealthy older bachelor takes financial advantage of his struggling young neighbors, seducing the wife in exchange for help.